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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 
flowuhurs:

Croatia is so beautiful
"Do I love you?, Do I lust for you? Am I a sinner because i do the two?"
A Tribe Called Quest  (via pinkw0lf)

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bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

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"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

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